I forgot it was Wednesday because I don’t ever know what day of the week it is anymore. But without further adieu, here’s my weekly advice: When preparing for a party, don’t forget to buy lots of ice. And toilet paper.
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Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #10
Although we live in this age of MP3 players, it’s still a good idea to keep a couple of physical cds in your car. Your mp3 player may run out of juice on that same day that you forgot to bring its charger. And when you’re 50+ miles away from home. And the only radio [...]
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Beware of taking shots of flavored vodka. The burps taste fucking nasty.
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You’ll see a flash of lightning before you feel the thunder. When you see the flash, brace yourself. Then, comfort your pets.
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