I ran across this Craigslist listing on with my phone. Unfortunately, it was removed before I could get on a computer and take a screenshot:

Title: sister for sale..in fact FOR FREE (fountain valley)
Date: Wednesday, July 15, 2009, 7:57 PM

GET HER OFF MY HANDS…ANNOYING SISTER FOR SALE…ANYONE COME ONE COME ALL THE FESTIVAL OF FOOLS!!!