Yes, that’s me when I was a baby in The Philippines. No, that isn’t my mom. In fact, I have no idea who that lady is. Either way, at the very moment this photo was taken, Life Was Good. I was sporting a dirty ass shirt and a toupee-looking hairdo, but none of that mattered. Look at the fucking joy on my face.

Life was simple. Life was good.

How and when did life get so damned stressful?

(FYI – I wasn’t a bald baby. I was born with jet black hair and it started lightening up on the sides first. Look at the picture – black on top, light brown on the sides)