Stop looking at me swan

Conditioner containers should be significantly larger than shampoo containers. NOBODY uses both in equal amounts.

My shampoo bottle is currently halfway full while I’m squeezing the last drop out of my conditioner bottle. And yes, that’s even after adding water to it so that I can get the most for my gatdamned money.

If I used both in equal amounts, I’d either have to do laundry with my hair (too much shampoo) or take 22 hours to brush my hair (too little conditioner).

I try to solve this dilemma by purchasing 2 conditioners to every 1 shampoo.

Yeah, it never works out right. It’s like the whole hot dog / hot dog bun conspiracy.

Yes – conspiracy.

(I know that I could use the 2in1 shiz, but that’s not how I roll.)

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  1. Megan Ashley
    Posted July 10, 2009 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    that's funny… i usually use more shampoo than conditioner! that's probably because i wash my hair twice in the shower… but I can see how one would use more conditioner.

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