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The Inevitable
I’m a heavy sleeper. I usually sleep all throughout the night. There’s no need to get up to get a glass of water or use the restroom. Usually. Lately, I’ve been getting up and out of bed multiple times a night. Last night I went to the bathroom to take a piss 3 times. THREE!!! [...]
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I kick ass at Tetris
Me: game boy turns 20Bro: We’re oldMe: hell yeah [Read the article here]
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Hello, Grandma
I have this rule – Don’t go out and party when you have work the following morning. It’s not that I’m not capable of functioning the next day, because I can. It’s because my whole next day’s schedule gets kind of fucked up. I don’t walk the dogs in the morning or even bother going [...]
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At my last job, I worked in the Receiving department of a major retail store. It was a pretty physical job. I was on my feet all day unloading trucks, lifting boxes, driving the forklift, etc. My eating habits at the time were shitty. I didn’t know how to cook anything and I had no [...]