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Proof That I Love My Roomate #342,643

Posted by admin in Uncategorized May 13, 2009 | No Comments

I was in the bathroom this morning straightening my hair when Sara walked in and the following conversation took place:

Sara – “Did you poop? Or is that your hair.”

Raych – (pauses then erupts in laughter) “Are you saying that my hair smells like shit?”

Sara – “No, I didn’t mean for it to come out like that. I smelled burnt and thought you might’ve lit a match.”

I fuckin’ love that bitch even though stuff like this comes out of her mouth on a consistent basis.

That’s true love.

It’s time for a change

Posted by admin in Uncategorized May 08, 2009 | 1 Comment

I go to work.

I party it up.

That’s basically what my life consists of lately. I’m not complaining.

. . . . . .

Ok, maybe I am a little bit.

I’ve been on a bitchfest lately because my life has gotten boring. I work during the week and get plastered on the weekends. Of course it’s fun, but it’s become such a damned routine. Every Monday night I do a podcast. Every Thursday night I have dinner with my friends. Every two weeks I drive to see my parents. Every Saturday night I’m somewhere getting drunk. And every Sunday morning I curse alcohol.

I can tell you exactly what I’ll be doing the second week of September. Yep, the same shit. My life is so damned predictible. I need some sort of change in my life because I am slowly losing my mind.

Back in high school when I had no life, I did a lot of artsy shit. Since then I haven’t made time for it. So that’s what I think I’m going to do – - get artsy; paint shit to put on the walls; paint directly on my wall; try new things like printing my own tshirt designs, stencil graf, spray paint, etc.

I don’t know . . . I just need something. And I think art might make me happier.

What do you think?

Convo with online support

Posted by admin in Uncategorized May 01, 2009 | No Comments

Nathan Kucera: Rachel, if you wish I am able to convert your account to MyAccess Checking account and as you was not aware of this account feature I am able to provide the refund of account fee.

Nathan Kucera: I hope it will bring some smile on your face.

. . . .

You: so nothing’s changing except the type of account

Nathan Kucera: Yes, only your account type will change every thing will remain same.

Nathan Kucera: Rachel, It has been a pleasure assisting an esteemed customer like you.

Nathan Kucera: Hope to chat with you again.

Nathan Kucera: Keep smiling and take good care of yourself.

Nathan Kucera: To safeguard your personal information, please click the “Close” button in the upper right corner of this chat window.

Nathan Kucera: Keep smiling and take good care of yourself.

Nathan Kucera: Bye

You: hah. ok thanks

Nathan, are you trying to flirt with me? Or do you talk to all your customers this way?

Double Whammy

Posted by admin in Uncategorized April 30, 2009 | 2 Comments

Fellas, you might wanna skip this post.

This morning I visited the doctor in order to get antibiotics for my bronchitis. (BRONCHITIS, bitches. Bronchitis ≠ swine flu.)

Do you know what’s worse than being sick with bronchitis? Being sick with bronchitis during your special cycle. Cycle? Yeah, you know … when a lady is riding the Crimson wave, when Aunt Flo’s visiting, when your na-na is having technical difficulties ….

Yeah, it fucking sucks. Not only am I dealing with a sore throat and spitting up phlegm the color of nasty, I’m having craptastic lower back pains at the same time.

Plus, coughing so hard that your tampon pops out is never fun.

Ugh.

So, next time you ask me if I’m moody because I’m on my period, the answer is yes. I’m dealing with too much bullshit right now to have the extra patience for you that I normally would have.

The funny thing is that this rant isn’t even directed at one person. Nobody pissed me off. I even opted to work from home today because everything just hurts right now. But while picking up our prescriptions today at Costco, I totally got pissed off at my woman parts. Out of nowhere, I vented out to Sara, “I hate my period. Can I tell you that? I hate it right now. It’s fuckin’ annoying me. This is exactly why girls are pissy. Because they gotta deal with this shit.”

She looked at me sideways, laughed, and said, “Whoa, you totally got mad at your period.”

I’m a Country Music Fan

Posted by admin in Uncategorized April 28, 2009 | No Comments

I know, I know. I didn’t think it would ever happen, either.

It started because my carpool buddy likes Country and would play it from time to time when it was her turn to drive. Naturally, many of the songs grew on me.

Then, a few of my friends invited me to go with them to the Stagecoach Festival this year in Indio.

Camp out in a RV for the weekend, get some sun, drink lots of beer, AND check out some live music? Why the fuck not?

It was pretty awesome. Saturday was Brad Paisley, Reba, Little Big Town, and Darius Rucker. On Sunday we saw Kenny Chesney, Miranda Lambert, Zac Brown Band, Lady Antebellum, and Kid Rock!

Kid Rock is a gatdamned rock star and can put on a fuckin’ show. I definitely want to see him again.

I didn’t take too much footage, but what I did capture from my cell phone is on my Qik page.

I came back to Long Beach a much bigger country music fan. Shit, I’m just a music fan, period.

I’m still working on my country Pandora station . . . but feel free to check out all my stations.

I kick ass at Tetris

Posted by admin in Uncategorized April 24, 2009 | 1 Comment

Me: game boy turns 20
Bro: We’re old
Me: hell yeah

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