As soon as I got on the freeway, I had to exit because the traffic was already backed up so much. The guy in front of me decided to stop and wait for the lonnggggg line of cars behind me so that he could parallel park. I got stuck behind a yard maintenance truck taking [...]

Walking across the living room, I stopped dead in my tracks when this Friskies cat food commercial played. What the fuck is this? Whoever dreamed up this commercial HAD to be on something. A gooooood something. This shit is nuts. I searched for the video online. And boy, am I glad I did. Here’s the [...]

I’m tired of all my shit. Literally (…not that literally). Over the years, I’ve avoided that box of “shit to go through”. It started off as one box, then grew to a couple of boxes, to now I’m just tired of looking at it. Time flew, life got really busy, and next thing I know, [...]

New Hair Did The Mess Me Of course, nothing with Buttercup is ever easy. Bathing her means I get drenched, so naturally this is the result of my grooming her. Now I know to take care of Buttercup’s fur before the weather starts to get warm. The constant shedding = Unh Unh Boo Hey, this [...]

Throwing a piece of gum out the window. Tossing a wrapper from a Hershey’s Kisses on the ground. I never really thought twice about these things. But then I moved to Los Angeles where my whole outlook changed. I’m sitting here typing with an injured forefinger, pissed off because Buttercup bit it moments ago on [...]