
Well, I finally did it. It only took me 6 months, but I finally got around to it. Last night I cleaned by rearranging furniture and my computer desk ended up in what I thought was the perfect doggie-spying set-up location for the webcam.

This is a photo from last night. That’s Buttercup chillin’ on the couch while I was at my desk.
Sadly, this is more than what I saw today.
I was so excited to see what sorts of shenanigans went on in m apartment while I wasn’t there. I kept an eye on the video feed on my work computer, I told my sister and friends about how awesome I was with my puppy cam, and updated my Facebook and Twitter accounts accordingly.
I didn’t see shit, y’all. The show was boring.
Here’s what I learned today:
- My dogs sleep all day in my bedroom. They only come out to pee on the wee-wee pads I have placed out for them or for a drink of water. Then it’s back to bed
- Scrappy randomly barks out of boredom. This usually lasts 1 minute.
- I need to buy 2-3 more webcams and lots of USB extensions and surveillance the shit out of my apartment.
There’s really no point in doing #3. I don’t really need extra cameras. Yes, I can just set up my laptop in my room so I can watch them sleep. But where’s the fun in that?
That’s right. No fun.
You know what’s fun? Being able to see the inside of my entire apartment via my cell phone.
I’m doing it! And it won’t take another 6 months! Maybe only 2! Yes! Exclamation points!!!
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