Tag Archives: Words of Wisdom Wednesdays

Soap makes things slippery. Be careful when washing your feet in the shower. **if you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m clumsy and fall a lot.

Foreign does not = stupid Chances are they’re smarter than your dumb ass.

If a friend is having a bad day, show up with Nerf guns. No one stays sad when engaging in styrofoam warfare.

Putting yourself first means putting others second. Some people don’t like being in second place. Be prepared. It’s not necessarily the easiest path to take.

Beware of puppies. Just like human babies, they’re not good at controlling their bladder.