Raych.com » Words of Wisdom Wednesdays http://www.raych.com Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:20:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #20 http://www.raych.com/2011/02/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-20/ http://www.raych.com/2011/02/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-20/#comments Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:11:58 +0000 admin http://www.raych.com/?p=541 Invading my personal bubble and telling me “I’m also a gay” will:

  1. NOT convince me that you’re gay because who the hell says “I’m a gay”
  2. NOT encourage me to give you money
  3. Instead encourage me to punch you in your stupid face
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      Like, after you’ve cut onions and jalepenos.

      ]]>       http://www.raych.com/2010/10/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-19/feed/ 0       Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #18 http://www.raych.com/2010/10/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-18-2/ http://www.raych.com/2010/10/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-18-2/#comments Wed, 13 Oct 2010 17:34:27 +0000 admin http://www.raych.com/?p=473 Cell phone, wallet, keys.

      Check that shit before you pull your door closed with the handle locked.

      Locksmiths are expensive

      ]]>       http://www.raych.com/2010/10/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-18-2/feed/ 0       Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #18 http://www.raych.com/2010/08/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-18/ http://www.raych.com/2010/08/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-18/#comments Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:41:31 +0000 admin http://www.raych.com/?p=398 Soap makes things slippery. Be careful when washing your feet in the shower.

      **if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm clumsy and fall a lot.
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      Chances are they’re smarter than your dumb ass.

      ]]>       http://www.raych.com/2010/08/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-17/feed/ 0       Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #16 http://www.raych.com/2010/07/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-16/ http://www.raych.com/2010/07/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-16/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:53:52 +0000 admin http://www.raych.com/?p=367 If a friend is having a bad day, show up with Nerf guns. No one stays sad when engaging in styrofoam warfare.

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      Putting yourself first means putting others second. Some people don’t like being in second place. Be prepared. It’s not necessarily the easiest path to take.

      ]]>       http://www.raych.com/2010/07/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-15/feed/ 0       Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #14 http://www.raych.com/2010/07/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-14/ http://www.raych.com/2010/07/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-14/#comments Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:03:46 +0000 admin http://www.raych.com/?p=336 Beware of puppies. Just like human babies, they’re not good at controlling their bladder.

      ]]>       http://www.raych.com/2010/07/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-14/feed/ 0       Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #13 http://www.raych.com/2010/05/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-13/ http://www.raych.com/2010/05/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-13/#comments Wed, 26 May 2010 23:15:50 +0000 admin http://www.raych.com/?p=332 Regardless of how big of an emergency it might be, ALWAYS make sure there’s toilet paper first.

      Better yet, keep an extra napkin in your pocket at all times for these potentially disastrous situations.

      ]]>       http://www.raych.com/2010/05/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-13/feed/ 0       Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #12 http://www.raych.com/2010/04/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-12/ http://www.raych.com/2010/04/words-of-wisdom-wednesdays-12/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 02:45:18 +0000 admin http://www.raych.com/?p=326 If you fall in the shower, grabbing the shower curtain is not going to help you.

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